It's late morning in a lounge / restaurant.
I'm sitting at the bar with an attractive lady and suddenly we start kissing. The bartender comes over and says "will you two knock it off! People are trying to eat breakfast." Without missing a beat I turn to him and ask "you want us to wait for the lunch crowd?"
Before he has I chance to answer I wake up.
What can I tell you?
I've always had a sarcastic sense of humour, even when I'm asleep.
How well will that transfer to the internet? I have no idea but this site should help me find out.